Can suck on Mao nuts.

No thats a great mindset. I just have no faith in humanity.

I deleted my comment because this is a masterful response. I want to remain on record, though, that you’re replying to an idiot who is trying to cause problems. You’re better than me for not pointing that out lol.

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Op is thirsty af.

It’s a turdoggy lmao

Well I already have the crocs, you see…

Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.

Dude, try not to pull something stretching that hard.

A couple of my friends are really bad about this. It’s like wasting my time is a sport to them lol. No part of me wants to kick them repeatedly in the shins for being 2 hours late to something for eternity. No part at all…

Ah great point. I’ll go tell my clinical insomnia all we need is more sleep.

It’s my hand, actually.

But he’s not American? Is this a woosh moment for me?