The only Nazi rally held outside of Nazi Germany (in the 20th century) was held in the US.

Why the hell did Russia vote better than Europe? We need some better people in office.

I think Americans are just scared of things that are not American. And most of Europe has sane political systems.

Just because you can use hammers to hurt people doesn’t mean we should ban all hammers.

Okay, but imagine this: 10 years from now all billionaires suddenly withdraw to their own doomsday bunkers, sealing themselves in and disappearing forever, leaving the rest of us alone.

The only reason Elon would help others would be so he had a continuing crowd of sycophants to dote on him.

Socialism is about the government playing a central role in the economy to ensure wealth and resources are distributed more fairly, rather than being concentrated in the hands of corporations or individuals. Socialism can still allow for private businesses and a market economy, but key industries and services are often publicly controlled to prevent excessive inequality.

American try to care one iota for your fellow man or really anyone other than yourself challenge (impossible):

I haven’t bought any American brands for the past few weeks. Surprise surprise, my intake of soda and candy and unhealthy stuff has fallen like a stone.

It surprises me none at all that a significant market share of an American brand are stupid enough to fall for it.

It’s not terrorism, it’s 🌟🌍ecoterrorism🌎🌟

Wash it down with a glass of gender fluid

Well yes, that’s the explanation given for masquerading as a police box from the 60s at all times, chameleon circuits are broken and brakes are stuck on

MY APES IS GOAN

Whenever I eat spicy food my tongue stops working and all I can taste is bitter and pain

They’ve been doing that with GTA V since 2013, why change the formula?

No, there’s not enough in the atmosphere

ACAB is a statement, not a plan of action

I am in that small minority of people who are worse than everybody

I don’t even know how to properly describe those hands. They look inflated. They look like carrots. Like sausages. Like squeezing a pig into pants