This is the exact fucking harassment I get every fuckdamn time the bidet cultists catch wind, and I am so fuckdamn tired of it.

Listen, wetass, if you enjoy spraying fecal mist all over your bathroom while simultaneously drenching every square inch of your ass in bacterial medium that’s on you. I know how to wipe and my partners have never had an issue going down town for dinner and NONE of them were ever shy about informing me on my odor.

You just want license to make your anal fetish public and its disgusting.

Every time I lay out my talking points about moisture contact and contaminated spray you fucknuggets just spam my inbox with insults so I have zero interest in arguing with any of you wetasses.

Incorrect. I didn’t even know what skidmarks were till my bidet insisting roommate described them. I thought she was making a sick joke.

Nope.

This is a trap, literally none of you want to hear why bidets are disgusting and I will not be dragged into this again.

Fuck bidets and everyone who recommends them.

Or it’s proof that the creator of our universe is a Demiurge, a flawed reflection of God that only creates flawed things.

I’m kind of wanting to start a gnostic schism…

In the 80s I used to idolize this man.

Wow he turned out to be a special kind of shitbag.

Not true, as when space bends, it bends the rulers and compasses too. We experience no spatial distortion.

A person traveling near the speed of light doesn’t feel like time is slower for them (but it is and we can measure it)

The principle is equivalent.

That said, it’s not a straight line in any topology standard I am aware of.

Sure you could CREATE a topology framework where this would be considered a straight line, but there is no real world model that could come even close without so much mass being concentrated in static relative areas, and EVEN THEN it would only be straight for a predetermined instant before the mass deforming spacetime began interacting with each other.

That’s the problem with spacetime deformations, almost no layman takes into account the ridiculous amounts of static mass to make those strange topologies.

Priapus

Clever…

It’s ok if this format goes away

Lost an 11 year account on the other site for reporting a thread where some ‘frienworld’ style fashi bois were planning a hit and run at a protest the next week.

20 mins later my account was permabanned for ‘ban evasion’ despite that being my only reddit account ever.

I never though I’d see a GPK in a certified case…

I stuck hundreds of them over everything I owned when they were the style of the day.

From the pic it looks like banana daiquiri with a banana and a squirt of whipped cream but I dunno

Sounds like some precious and sweet intelboi feels bad holding the bag…

Of all the CPU and GPU manufacturers out there, AMD is the most consistently pro-consumer with the least corporate fuckery, so I take mighty exception at your ‘especially not fucking amd’ comment.

It is so invigorating to see you remember me.

You were banned for deliberate intellectual dishonesty, which I had clearly predicted in the thread. Shame I forgot to block you as well. Let me take care of that.

lemmy now has more content daily than reddit in 2011, we’ll grow.

We’ve already grown faster than reddit

Me: everybody uses reddit now, time to leave

Uh, no. Better mods is bullshit.

The same powertripping happens here and the admins are just as dismissive.