Yeah ice killed a couple people and we are dealing with that.

The tanks are on their way to kill 2600 unarmed people.

Well they kinda have to or one of those murder vans shows up. A lot of doctors regularly get 100 percent of the vote. That must mean they were beloved dictators?

Oh I thought it was an ironic joke of everyone rushing to see that bullshit movie. My mistake. I had just woken up and misread it

I’m am still worthy of love lol

I know this is a joke and I can’t help who I am…

They wouldn’t even be able to see the movie from the wing!

Why is that my gripe and not the fact that people can’t just sit on a plane… the wind… the cold… nope my brain just screams “they wouldn’t be able to watch the movie” that’s who I am as a person an I accept that. I’m still worthy of love.

Edit : I had just woken up and misread the joke sorry everyone lol

No idea what you’re talking about, but there’s clearly something wrong with my phone. People keep mentioning pictures of some dude but the pictures never seem to load on my phone at all. It’s wild how that only happens specifically with that one picture. Oh well.

One day he will rule, I hope he lets us live.

Sure wink and oddly enough spark plug cleaner smells a lot like perfume wink

I got you bro.

I love that part of the internet.

Kinda like “guy code”

“Was said he was with you last night”

"Yep, all night. Cleaned the spark plugs in my car and drained the blinker fluid. Couldn’t have done it without him "

But instead it’s “parent code”

“Yeah fortnight is closed. They close it so everyone can get a good night’s sleep and be ready for the morning!”

I was going to tell a personal story about telling my son McDonald’s was closed when I was broke or in a hurry but it reminded me of another cute store.

My son broke his arm in a McDonald’s once. Hyper extended his elbow. Got a couple pins.

Anyway a year or so later they completely remodeled that McDonald’s.

We drove by the demolished building during the remodel and my son shouted “that’s what you get for breaking my arm! Who’s broken now!”

Adorable vengeance served adorably cold.