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  • Abyssian@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlMicrodosing
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    6 days ago

    "A daycare was burned to the ground by right-wing freedom fighters today for the crime of showing Ms. Rachel videos to indoctrinate the children into being commy libral psychos.

    After getting reports that these videos were being shown, the brave men fighting for God’s justice surrounded the daycare and asked the kids if they liked Ms. Rachel. When to their horror every child answered in the affirmative and it became clear that the brainwashing had taken hold and the children were forever lost to Jesus’ love, our noble heroes chained the doors shut and lit the purifying blaze.

    As the children had turned their backs on 'Merican Values and Christ, we’re certain they’re now twisting in agonizing torment in the bowels of hell, and will be for all of eternity."